"No! There's a crazy man in the library! Run for your lives!  AAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!  AAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!  AAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!"

"Aw, sandwiches and seagulls! These people are rather easily frightened. I ain't really all that scary...  UUUHHH!!!"

The sexy spy babe Valerie Vinewood has responded to the panicking library patrons, and gives the unwelcome intruder a savage kick. She follows up with a punch.  WHAK!

"Kamikaze kangaroos! Wotta lovely gal -- who is ya, anywaze, gorgeous?"

"My name is Valerie Vinewood, and I intend to put a stop to your crazy antics. Who are you?"

"I am called... buzz buzz buzz buzz.. ah, drat, can't remember... buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz..."

"I don't know what you're doing, but I know that you aren't 'Buzzy the Bamboozler'. The idiot picked a fight with Powerhouse Pam the other day, and wound up in intensive care. So, out with it, silly man. I don't recognize you. What do you call yourself? You seem a bit confused. Do you want to just give up, right now? I can take you to the psych ward, if you'd like. There are people there who could help you."

"Coelecanths and straightjackets! I ain't a-goin' ta that nutty place! Buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz....."

"Oh, good grief. Will you let me... AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!"

The cretin has just blasted the busty brunette. "MAJOR LUNACY!   MAJOR LUNACY!   MAJOR LUNACY!   MAJOR LUNACY!  that's my name. Can't believe I forgot that. Er, uh, actually, yes, I can. Well, what I mean to say is... Uh, gee, I dunno.  Maybe I should go back to just sayin' 'buzz' over an' over....  NO!!  I will continue my attack!  Psychedelic jackass amoeba!!  Wallabang! Wallabang!"

ZZATTT!!  ZZATTT!!  ZZATTT!!    ZZATTT!!  ZZATTT!!  ZZATTT!!    ZZATTT!!  ZZATTT!!  ZZATTT!!

This salvo has left Valerie quite dazed and groggy. All our sexy SHIELD agent can say now is -- "Well, I suppose that 'Major Lunacy' is actually a very appropriate name for this deranged little jerk."  She teeters about in a semiconscious daze.

"Aw, banjos an' bumblebees! I now KOs this hot'n'sexy gal!"  Major Lunacy fires a searing bolt of debilitating energy at our faltering beauty.  ZZATTT!!!!!

The weird energy discharge finds its intended target -- Valerie's cranium -- and crashes with deadly impact. THA-KOOM!!

"AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!" The lovely, almost-nude crimefighter lets out an anguished cry of pain, and then collapses to the library floor.  WHUMP!!

"Buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz...."

It appears that the sight of the voluptuous Valerie sprawled helplessly out cold on the floor has somehow interfered with Major Lunacy's cognitive processes. He is back to his "buzzing", I'm afraid. Hmmm... do I see drool? Yes, I think he's drooling, now.
Well, this was just bound to happen....



I have only featured this nutty guy, "Major Lunacy", twice before :

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Here are all of Valerie Vinewood's appearances so far :



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