Boring Origin Story

It looks like our intrepid adventurers Arthur and Timothy MacGillicuddy have scored another big scoop for the "Supervillains Monthly" magazine and website! They are filming an altercation between the ultra-sexy superheroine Sparrowhawk and a relatively new character who is calling himself "Mister Drapples". As the odd critter blasts the near-naked crimefighter into unconsciousness, he is yammering on and on about how an industrial accident miraculously transformed him into a hideous little monster, and how he consulted the infamous old occultist, Howard Phindicitus the "Great Miasma", in order to improve and stabilize his powers.

Arthur is feigning interest in Mr. Drapples and his weird tale, while young Timmy is actually quite soured on this "Boring Origin Story"! However, both of the guys are clearly having the time of their lives recording the beautiful scantily-clad brunette getting blasted into insensibility.