Improbable But Not Impossible

There are few things more improbable than a walking and talking walrus, especially one that can magically adjust his size and shift his mass interdimensionally! This situation is bugging the hell out of our resident entomologist-turned-supervillainess Madame Dragonfly, who voices her extreme consternation and frustration as she unsuccessfully attempts to blast the weird mystical pinniped, Walter the Walrus, into utter oblivion. The blubbery fiend assures the shapely, scantily-clad Professor Bellman that it is only through his mastery of "Improbabilistic Magicks" that such things are possible. Then, with an eldritch blast of his own, Walter downs the busty blonde.  ZZATTT!!  And Madame Dragonfly drops to the floor, unconscious -- SPLAT!  

"Yes, often enough, my dear Miss Bellman, the improbable can become quite inevitable when given enough of a metaphysical nudge. Now, you can proceed with your nap while I abscond with these silly occultic baubles!"