Lord Sphericus and the Crystal Cassowary

There is yet another bizarre occultic artifact in contention here at the Gytalf-verse's infamous repository of fun and unusual objects of mystical and historical significance, the renowned Smuttersworth Museum! Both the powerful warlock Lord Sphericus and the beautiful witch S'Mawtta the Sorceress desire the "Crystal Cassowary of Catta'Doombah". The inevitable mystical clash is short and sweet, for the sphere-headed fiend is much more than a match for the B'Tonkin Tribe's gorgeous shamaness-in-training.  After a few zaps from the mage's magical staff, it is clear that S'Mawtta can take no more punishment. Teetering unsteadily, all the almost-nude beauty can do is feebly protest, "Oh, darn it all! I really wanted that cassowary." Lord Sphericus aims an extra-potent bolt at the shapely young witch.  ZZATTT!!!  "AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!" S'Mawtta screams as the terrific energy discharge robs her of her unconsciousness.  PLOP!  She falls to the floor in complete and utter defeat.

"Excellent! Now I can abscond with the Crytal Cassowary of Catta'Doombah. Farewell, oh lovely S'Mawtta!"

The near-naked sorceress remains out cold for quite some time...