Nailing The Panther Babe

The Misfits Society is having an initiation ritual for its two latest recruits -- "G'Snort the Rock Troll" and "Ohrt-Waag the Neutron Blaster"! The odd duo is tasked with finding and defeating a superheroine, and Panther Girl just happens to be strolling nearby.

"Get her, G'Snort! Pound that half-naked Panther doll right into the pavement!" Ohrt'Waag encourages his massive ally.

"Sure thing, pal! I'ma gonna rock her world!"

The troll gets in several punches -- WHAM! THUD! POW! THUK!  Panther Girl is staggered, but manages to rally and counterattack. "I'll get you for attacking me, you disgusting fiend!" KWOP! THAK! WHUD! SPTAK! This volley of blows leaves G'Snort quite stunned. "Okay, one more kick should do the trick." The sexy cat-girl lunges at the troll -- THOOM! -- and her shapely-but-powerful leg does its deadly work. G'Snort falls to the ground unconscious.

"That silly troll is down. Now I can... AAAAHHHH!!"

Ohrt'Waag has connected with a terrific blast of neutron-enhanced energy. "Hoop-Dah! I gotcha ya, babe! How about another one?"

ZZATTTT!!!

"AAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!"

"Excellent! Miss Campbell is reeling. I'll fire another blast."

ZZATTTT!!!

"UUUUUNNNNNGGGGGHHHHH!!!"

The Misfits cheer the odd new recruit on with whoops of joy and triumph. G'Snort recovers his wits and gets to his feet. "Uh, I'm better, now. Should I help ya out, buddy?"

"Oh, there's no need! One more good zap should KO this sexy cat-lady."

ZZATTT!!!!

Monica is struck in the head by this terrific burst of energy.  "OOOHHH!!!"  Rendered completely unconscious, the near-naked crimefighter takes a tumble to the rocky ground. WHUMP!

"HA! I nailed her real good! I passed the initiation ritual!"

G'Snort, however, is a bit uncertain about his performance. "Dang it all! Panther Gal beat me! I guess I'll have to try again..."

"No, don't worry about, it, G'Snort," Brakka-Doom, the presiding officer, replies. "You and your friend Ohrt'Waag tried out as a team, and Panther Girl did get KOed, so you have made it into our esteemed Misfits Society, as well. Congratulations! We will all have many fun adventures together against all those pesky do-gooders out there!"

The Misfits celebrate in grand Hootenanny style with their successful new recruits. Panther Girl just remains sprawled out cold on the ground, completely oblivious to their wild revelings...