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Not As Friendly As She Had Hoped

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The beautiful shamaness-in-training for the B'Tonkin Tribe, S'Mawtta the Sorceress, has gone on an expedition to the Mountains of Ma'Hoorl in search of the "Spectacular Sunflower of Sondershay". Instead, the scantily-clad adventuress stumbles upon the lair of the "B'YAAARRGGHH!!" beastie.

"Drat! Sorry, lil' critter, I shor'nuff didn't intend ta disturb ya none. C'mon, let's be friends, okay?"

"B'YAAARRGGHH!!"

"Aw, juss calm down, now. Ain't rilly no reason ta git upset... UUUHHH!!"

"B'YAAARRGGHH!!"

"Ouch! Thet smarts! Hey now, if'n ya duzz thet agin, lil' critter, yer bound ta maYk me rill mad.... AAAHHH!!"

The outraged beastie  continues its attack.  ZZATTT!!   ZZATTT!!   ZZATTT!!

"AAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!   AAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!   AAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!"

It bellows its name / "power word" out again --  "B'YAAARRGGHH!!"

"Aw, daddagummit, the weird lil' fella dunn gawn an' blastit my clothes right offa me... UUUNNNGGGHHH!!!"

"B'YAAARRGGHH!!"

ZZATTT!!   ZZATTT!!   ZZATTT!!

"OOOOHHHH!!   AAAAAIIIIIEEEEE!!   UUUUNNNNGGGGHHHH!!"

Our sexy nude witch has taken a lot of punishment, and seems ready to shut down at this point.  "Good Golly! I'm s-so weak... d-dizzy... I wuz kinda hopin' thet this deranged ol' thang... w-wudda bin a mYt friendlier.... Aw, dagnabbit..."

The odd entity fires a final blast -- KWA-ZAP!

The energy discharge strikes S'Mawtta in her head -- THWACK!

The gorgeous sorceress cries out, "OOOHHH!!"  Blacking out, S'Mawtta falls to the hard rocky ground and does not move.  WHUMP!

The beast roars again --  "B'YAAARRGGHH!!"   Then it emits a sound roughly equivalent to a high-pitched giggle, and flies off.

Will S'Mawtta awaken and find the "Spectacular Sunflower of Sondershay" that is rumored to be nearby? Probably not for a long while, since she is currently in a near-comatose state...
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Michel-le-fou's avatar
Nope, he aint very friendly, or quiet.
Loved the description.