Sorry Low-Down Critter

"Ah, Hoop-Daw, Rick-Shaw, Cowabungah, an ol' Tarnation! Aren't y'uns a purtee lookin' blonde gal, Miss Maldon? Well, yew won't be a-gonna doin' nuthin fer the next few hours, onna account of all my KO-bullets perforatin' that hot, sexy bod' -- and now thet yer down, Polly's gonna be a-taykin' the 'Platinum Poodle of Peenza-Hooley' fer my own...  OOOOFFFF!!!"

The villain "Englebert Contraption" has watched the two supervillainesses fight, and now unleashes a devastating salvo designed to debilitate and disorientate Polly before she can fire a single shot. "Miss Pennysworth must be disabled before she can 'draw a bead' on me... she is far too dangerous to face in a fair fight."

ZAP! POW! ZZATTT! KWA-THOOM!    ZAP! POW! ZZATTT! KWA-THOOM!

"AAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEE!!   AAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEE!!   AAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEE!!"

"HA! I've achieved my goal! Polly's magical pistols have de-manifested! Excellent!"

"NO! Becky... B-Bessie... wh-where'd ya gals run off to? Ah, daddablastit it all to high heaven..."

"No, my dear Miss Pennysworth, not from 'high heaven' -- my current otherworldly form was acquired from the Oonth Dimension."  Engelbert Contraption feels safe enough now to confront the weakened adventurer. As he zooms up close, Polly takes a long, hard look at her attacker.

"Whut the Hell are yew, ya sorry, low-down critter? Yew look like sumthin the cat juss puked out!

Daggamaggot yer blastit fool hide! Mangy ol' coot! Stoopid, stinkin' varmint! Yew dunn gawn an' banished mah pistols! I'ma gonna getcha fer thet, ya dang'd rascal! Fershlugginer crackpot thingamajig! Yer a loopy, disgustin' piece a' trash! Crazy dingbat nutty coyote bandicoot... UUUUUNNNNNGGGGGHHHHH!!!"

Polly has taken a KO-blast from her exceedingly-odd opponent. Her perfect, exposed body flops helplessly to the cold, hard ground. WHUMP!

"Well, this Polly is certainly quite a character! Such salty language from such a pretty gal. Oh well, now I can take the 'Platinum Poodle of Peenza-Hooley' and be on my way. Farewell, ladies! Have yourselves a nice long nap!"

Polly and Marcia remain sprawled out cold for quite some time...