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The Almighty Ka-Zam And The Holy Pheasant

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The sexy supervillainess "Scarlet Lariat" runs afoul of the weird new villain, Jimmy Hilgerson the "Almighty Ka-Zam"!
For now, just enjoy the visual. I'm a bit busy right now, but will attempt to finish a nice story a little later on today.


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Okay, here we go!


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The ravishing supervillainess Carol Montoya the "Scarlet Lariat" is eager to complete her business for the day so that she can get back to her lair and get ready for tonight's date with her new beau, Nardee Simmons. They met during this adventure, penned a few weeks back :


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"You gals just stay down on the floor there, and don't make any more trouble! Or else I'll lash you all really good with my mystical lariats!"

"Aw, you dumm broad! Those superheroines can't hear yer none! Theyza awl out cold! An' yew dunn a sooper-terrific jawb KOing Sparrowhawk an' Breena an' Laura Jones, I must say. I'ma rill damm impressed!

"Oh, good grief, it is some weird critter! Who are you, anyway?"

"I used ta go by the name 'Jimmy Hilgerson', but I'ma tryin' ta put those 'dweeb days' behind me. So's you kin call me 'The Almighty Ka-Zam', gorgeous! Uh, also, I wants that silly ol' thang, the 'Holy Pheasant of Faarda Tooley'. Needs it fer a ritual tonight. Hand it over, toots!"

"I most certainly will not! I fought those three ridiculous do-gooders over that sacred birdie, you stupid twit, so I won't be relinquishing it to the likes of you... AAARRRGGGHHH!!"

"So be it, Miss Montoya! We shall do battle!"

ZZATTT!!   ZZATTT!!   ZZATTT!!

Caught a bit off-guard, the Scarlet Lariat is unable to dodge or block the Almighty Ka'Zam's deadly blasts. She lets out a scream of utter anguish -- "AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!"

"I thinks thet I hazza juss mayd my point, sweet thang! Yew gonna fall down an' go boom, now! Oh, Hardy-Har-Har!"

The strange beastie conjures up another rather prodigious energy discharge -- KA-THOOM!!!

SPTAK!!!  Carol is struck by the terrific bolt!  Staggered and wobbly now, all she can do is say, "Uuuhhh... I s-suppose that I won't be getting that pheasant, after all..."  Then the dark-skinned Hispanic beauty collapses in an unconscious heap at the feet -- er, 
I mean, tentacles -- of her victorious opponent.

"HUZZAH!!  The 'Almighty Ka-Zam' has triumphed yet again! Oh, joy! Oh, joy!"

The transformed Jimmy Hilgerson flies off with his prize, leaving Carol, Sabrina, Laura, and Breena out cold on the floor of the Goosedow Museum. The four beautiful, almost-nude women will remain unconscious for hours...



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By the way, here are the two previous appearances by the "Almighty Ka-Zam" :



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Michel-le-fou's avatar
Outrageous and hilarious.