This Heer Pretty Witchie-Babe

"B-blast it... I need to p-protect... the 'Sacred Amulet of Geed'r S'Moolah'... b-but this bizarre cow-thingie... is a bit t-too much for me... Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh.... "

"Oh, Hardy-Har-Har!!  Looks like yew juss went ahead an' bought moor thin yew kud chew, ye goldang'd do-gooder!"

ZZATTT!!!   ZZATTT!!!   ZZATTT!!!   ZZATTT!!!   ZZATTT!!!   ZZATTT!!!   ZZATTT!!!   ZZATTT!!!   ZZATTT!!!

The weird entity known as "Strange Angus" continues zapping Elizabeth the Silver Sorceress.  The almost-nude witch screams out in agony --  "AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!    AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!    AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!"

"Yup, yer shur'nuff abowts dunn, sexy Lizzie! HEE HEE HEE HEE!!  This heer pretty witchie-babe gonna fawl down an' go KA-BLOOM!!  OH, itza juss sew mutch fun fer sweet lil' Angus!!"

ZZATTT!!!   ZZATTT!!!   ZZATTT!!!   ZZATTT!!!   ZZATTT!!!   ZZATTT!!!   ZZATTT!!!   ZZATTT!!!   ZZATTT!!!

Elizabeth is just barely conscious after this blistering barrage.  "Oh d-dear... I c-can't take another b-blast..."

"Aw, Whoop-Dee-Doo an' Trah-Lah-Lah!  Time ta taYks a nice, lawng nap, babe!  HOOP-DAH!!"

ZAKKA-BOOM!!!!

The bolt finds its mark -- Elizabeth's cranium -- and delivers its devastating payload.  KA-BAM!!!  The groggy witch has her consciousness completely obliterated, and her sexy, near-naked body flops helplessly to the floor of the Smuttersworth Museum.
WHUMP!!

"HO HO HO HO HO! Sheeza down! An' Lizzie gonna stay thet way fer a hours! Gawllee, I izza rilly prowd of mice elf, right now!
YAHOO!!!"

Strange Angus takes the mystical amulet and leaves the scene. And, as he so eloquently stated, poor Elizabeth probably won't be getting up for hours after this defeat...