This Is Actually Pretty Funny

The new supervillainess "Rollickin' Rita" breaks into "Haingey's Hookah Hangout", but is stopped dead in her tracks by the business owner, Howard Harold Haingey, who is better known as the notorious alien-looking villain "Balderdash". The weird little changeling thinks that the situation is actually fairly amusing -- Harold is a bit of a wrestling fan (well, he at least enjoys watching the attractive lady wrestlers tussle), and always thought that Rita would make a great supervillainess! "Oh, I loved watching you 'strut your stuff' in the ring, Miss Rittering. but now, oh wonder of wonders, you've done gone and turned yourself into my fantasy supervillainess! Hoop-Dah! I'ma gonna go ahead and KO ya fer now, babe, but I'ma hopin' that we can team up in the future. As long as you learn yer lesson, that is, and stop tryin' ta loot my place!"

ZZATTT!!!   With his next blast, Balderdash succeeds in knocking the sultry brunette out cold.  "AAAAAIIIIIEEEEE!!"  After letting out an ear-piercing wail of pain, Rita crashes to the floor. WHUMP!  

"Yup, that hot, sexy gal is out fer the count. We can have a fun little talk when she finally wakes up..."

Hmmm.... I wonder what they will be talking about?  Fascinating!



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By the way, this is Rollickin' Rita's second appearance in the Gytalf-verse. Here is her first adventure :