It appears that both the sexy underdressed supervillainess Sheila Haston aka "Purple Mystery" and the strange beastie "T'Lingit" are each out to acquire the "Startling Starlings of Sanjookey". Sexy Sheila arrives at the Poppinjay Mansion first, and defeats the three spy-girls standing guard over the sacred avian artifacts -- Valerie Vinewood, Teresa Mullins, and Laura Jones! As Valerie, Teresa, and Laura collapse to the goldang'd floor, T'Lingit sneaks up behind the bare-breasted victor and unleashes a deadly salvo :
ZZATTT!! ZZATTT!! ZZATTT!! ZZATTT!! ZZATTT!! ZZATTT!! ZZATTT!! ZZATTT!! ZZATTT!!
"AAAAAIIIIIEEEEE!!!! AAAAAIIIIIEEEEE!!!! AAAAAIIIIIEEEEE!!!!"
Poor Purple Mystery has been taken completely by surprised by this awful barrage, Dazed and stunned, Sheila is unable to summon forth her "Perplexing Purple Mists", but is able to say, "Aw, criminy an' hot molasses! I was able to deal with those idiot spy-babes, but now this crazy lunatic is about to knock me unconscious. This is just so daddagummit awful!"
"HEE HEE HEE HEE!! Oh, you dunn sutch a good job KOin' those hot nekkid spy-girlies, sweetie Sheila, but now you be abowta ta join 'em onna thee damm floor! YOWZA!!"
Purple Mystery is struck senseless by this mighty bolt. She lets out a yelp of pain -- "UUUNNNGGGHHH!!!" Then her perfect body flops down to the floor. WHUMP! She lies very still.....
"Now I gonna vamoose wiff thee 'Startling Starlings of Sanjookey', yew silly sexy babes. Enjoy yer nappin' time, sweeties. Aw, YOWZA!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!"
With that peal of maniacal laughter, T'Lingit makes his exit with the precious birdies. Valerie, Teresa, Laura, and Sheila will be out for the rest of the evening.......