A Doggone Weirdo-An'-A-Half

Ye heard it here first, folks! Bad ol' Schnebuneezer Krumpitt admits ta bein' -- wait fer it -- "a doggone weirdo-an'-a-half"! Golly, who'd a-thunk it? Perhaps not actually the most startling revelation ever, but hey! I gotta confess ta bein' juss a bit shocked by all this. Truly astoundin', I tells ya....

Oh, and Panther Girl izza inna the pic, as well. Right up thar, wearin' nuthin but her birthday suit. Well, that ain'ta entirely accurate -- Monica also has her cowl, boots, an' gloves on.......