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Bursting With Excitement

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A lonely nerd and social outcast named Curtis Allen Spoonkill has just consulted with the crusty old hippy occultist, Howard Phindicitus aka "The Great Miasma", in order to transmogrify himself into a magickal beastie. One weird ritual later, Curtis emerges from a writhing cloud of phantasmagorical energies as the "Yamma'Lamma'Dawnt!"

"Oh boy! I feel so different -- just bursting with power! I can't wait ta find me a goldang'd superheroine so's I kin lay the Ki-Bosh down upon her! Thanks oh so very much, oh Great Miasma!"

"You are very welcome, my boy. Now look out the window! I have summoned the winsome Wasp to our location. Are you prepared to do battle, Mr. Spoonkill?"

"Aw, you bet I am, Mr. Phindicitus! COWABUNGAH!!"

The newly-christened beastie jets towards the unsuspecting Avenger. He unleashes a deadly barrage of super-charged energetic bolts -- ZZATTT!!  ZZATTT!!  ZZATTT!!    ZZATTT!!  ZZATTT!!  ZZATTT!!    ZZATTT!!  ZZATTT!!  ZZATTT!!

Janet screams in agony -- "AAAAAIIIIIEEEEE!!!    AAAAAIIIIIEEEEE!!!    AAAAAIIIIIEEEEE!!!"  Her waspy wings disintegrate, and she reverts back to her regular human size of 5' 3".  "Oooooohhhhhh... Wh-what's goin' on?  S-so very weak and dizzy... D-drat...Uuuuhhhh..."

"Oh, I gonna KO yer now, sweetums!"

"Aw, crud."

The Yamma'Lamma'Dawnt fires a spectacular blast -- ZAPPA-BOOM!!!!  The awesome energy bolt finds its mark, and slams into the Wasp's near-naked body.  THWACK!!  Janet lets out a cry of anguish -- "AAARRRGGGHHH!!"  Then her perfect body slumps helplessly down to the cold, hard pavement.  WHUMP!

The neophyte villain spends the next several seconds gawking at the Wasp's delectably-sexy unconscious form. Then he telekinetically lifts Janet up, so that she dangles helplessly a few feet off the pavement.  He is now in utter ecstasy over his easy victory -- "Oh, what rapturous joy I feel, upon defeating yon fair maiden! My heart bursts with excitement!  HOOP-DAH!!!"

Oh, what a happy little nerd-turned-monstrous-thingie Mr. Spoonkill is, right now! I'm supposin' that he won't come off this high, for a goldang'd long while....
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Michel-le-fou's avatar
In Gytalfverse, a transformation of this type will always cause excitement.