Former Girlfriend

Ya know, in some ways, the Gytalf-verse is a pretty small world (dusty and bizarre, as well, but let;s not get into all that right now). Here's an example -- almost immediately after paying the old hippy occultist, Howard Phindicitus aka "The Great Miasma", to transmogrify himself into a weird mystical critter, the newly-christened "Arthur the Thingamajig" runs into a "former girlfriend". Yup, that's what he calls the gorgeous Hispanic spy-gal  Rosita Ramirez. Sexy Rosita protests this characterization by pointing out that she just went out on one "pity date" with the hopelessly-dweeby lil' fella. And even though our scantily-clad beauty is correct in this assessment, it does her no good; for, in the next instant, she is felled by a powerful discharge of potent debilitating energies.  ZZATTT!!!  And poor Miss Ramirez collapses to the pavement.  How tragic!