The gorgeous supervillainesses Sheila Haston aka "Purple Mystery" and Matilda Matheson aka "Mystical Matilda" have occasionally worked at cross-purposes before, but are currently meeting to establish an uneasy partnership. Yup, that's right, the sexy duo plan on going on a serious lootin' spree together! But before the lovely ladies can finalize their plans, a weird psychedelic vortex appears nearby.

"Uh, do you know anything about this, Sheila?" Matilda queries her new-found partner.

Purple mystery replies -- "No, I'm basically as clueless as you appear ta be, Matilda. What the holy hell?" 

"Hey look, there's a flying saucer in that thar thingie!" Matilda shouts in surprise.

Two weird aliens emerge from the ramshackle craft. "It seems that we have arrived in the so-called 'Gytalf-verse', cousin Yurz'L."

"Yes, and from the transmissions that we have received while in our native Vortex, we can participate in one of the natives' favorite pastimes. Look! There are two attractive, scantily-clad female characters. Let's KO these beauties, shall we, cousin Turz'M?"

"I'm way ahead of you, cousin Yurz'L!"

"Turz'M the Vortexian" advances, chooses his target, and then zaps Sheila into unconsciousness. As our lovely red-haired sorceress collapses, she screams out "Holy Heartworms!" and then mutters something about the universe conspiring to keep her unconscious. But that just can't be true! Or is she somehow exactly correct about that? Golly, don't look at me, I juss really dunno.....


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