The sexy brunette sharpshooter Polly Pennysworth aka "Pistol-Packin' Polly" has encountered the bizarre critter "Arthur the Thingamajig". Arthur is currently recovering from having most of his body blown to smithereens by the hot blondie witchie-gal Audrey Jenkins :

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Arthur may not be much more than just a freakishly malformed head, now, but that doesn't stop the fiend from deflecting Polly's magical bullets. He then banishes her pistols "Becky" and "Betsy", leaving the bikini-clad beauty defenseless.

"Aw, yew mizruhbl stoopid no-goodnik, why'd ya do thet?"

ZZATTT!!  ZZATTT!!  ZZATTT!!    ZZATTT!!  ZZATTT!!  ZZATTT!!    ZZATTT!!  ZZATTT!!  ZZATTT!!

"Uuuuuuhhhhhh.... Oh, ya gawts me gud..... d-daddablastit yer worthless, stinkin' hYd....."


ZZATTT!!  ZZATTT!!  ZZATTT!!    ZZATTT!!  ZZATTT!!  ZZATTT!!    ZZATTT!!  ZZATTT!!  ZZATTT!!

Now Polly is on the verge of unconsciousness. Also, her tiny yellow bikini has been blasted away, leaving the ravishing bad-gal utterly nekkid except for her boots, gloves, and choker. Wotta sight!

"Aw, yew lousy, no-good, dirty filthy scummy critter! Stinkin' piece o' putrid filth! Fershlugginer idjit! Stoopid cockamamie varmint! I swear, I gonna....

"Oh, I ain'ta givin' yer no chance ta do nuthin, Miss Polly, yew nutty buxom broad! Now ta put this heer crazy hot-tempered hussy ta goldang'd sleepy-bye! Oh, Lawdee Murcee, I doin' it rYt now!  YOWZA!!!"

ZAPPA-BAM!!!!!

The terrific bolt strikes Polly -- SMASH!  She screams in pain -- "AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!"  Then her perfect body flops helplessly to the ground -- WHUMP!

"Well, thet shur wuzza whole buncha damm fun.  HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!"

Arthur continues on his merry way. Polly will remain sprawled out cold on the ground for hours after this crushing defeat....