Yer Silly Acrobatic Fidgetin'

Try as she might, Panther Girl is simply unable to dodge every blow swung by the mighty Misfit, the mace-wielding "Zar-Donk the Head-Bonker". The powerful brute has connected with a few blows already, and mocks Monica's futile flailing attempts at evasive maneuvers -- "Aw, all yer silly acrobatic fidgetin' sure ain'ta nuthin ta wily ol' Zar-Donk, darlin'! I gonna connect again, eventually, an' then yew gonna be done fer the evenin'. THERE! Gotcha ya, Miss Campbell!

KLANG!!!!!!

The ebony mace slams into Monica's cranium, and her world fades to black. Our almost-nude superheroine falters, then collapses face-first to the floor of the Smuttersworth Museum.  THWUMP!

"Yup, thet sexy gal gonna be out fer hours! Now I kin takes my time lootin' this heer goldang'd museum. HOOP-DAH!!"

Well, drat. I thought that maybe Panther girl actually had a chance, this time. Guess I wuz wrong......